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About Brussels

We drive – quiet. I’m sweatin’ – nervous as HELL. She’s cool – too cool. Prolly done this a million times. Fun fact – some girls. They got REGULARS – like clients. One dude – Frank – comes every Tuesday. Brings her COFFEE – weird, right? I’m like – who AM I? Just another schmuck – ugh.

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Brothel · BDSM · Striptease/Lapdance · Classic Sex · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming · Handjob · Golden Shower (give).

One time, I was massaging someone in my spa on Zomerveldstraat and the window was wide open, and bam!—the scent of fresh cut grass and lilacs crashed in. I thought, “Wow, this is my heaven, far from any crazy chaos!” Although, lemme tell ya, sometimes the traffic on Lentelaan gets mad crazy, like a real-life drama, and I’m like, “Seriously? Come on!” It makes me so peeved sometimes, but then the town surprises me with cool art murals on hidden walls in the alley behind De Oase, oh bruv, and I literally melt like my scented candles.

Jos Cools (Grobbendonk, BE): “Strong competition breeds even better and faster pigeons”