Elizabeth Lessines Brothel ❤️❤️

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I walk in, ladies everywhere, smiling, winking. One girl, she look like my sister – I scream, “Nooo, not you!” Made me angry, heart go boom, like bomb in movie. “This is the end!” I yell, but no, she just laugh. I calm down, order drink – cheap vodka, taste like tractor oil. Brothel got dark corners, sticky floor, ugh, I trip, fall on big guy. He mad, I say, “Sorry, my king!” like in film. He punch me, I laugh – pain is funny!

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Ohhh, my dear friend, you won't believe the magic that is Lessines, be! Listen, listen… I'm a sexologist here, so I see more than just streets and bricks, y'know? I see passion, desire, and even those quirky little corner secrets. And then there's that echo, “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – yeah, I drop it for fun sometimes, to shake off the dull vibe… but really, listen up, my friend!

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