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I’m all over the place, thinkin—shit, maybe I’d run one, make it classy, but nah, too much drama. Joy’s whisperin, “It could be fun!” but Anger’s screamin, “Motherfucker, you’d lose your damn mind!” Been to one once—don’t judge me, motherfucker—place smelled like cheap perfume and regret. Kinda liked the vibe, though, real raw, ya know? Little known fact: some old-timey brothels had secret tunnels for VIPs—kings n shit sneakin in! That’s badass, right?

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Sex Between Breasts · 69 Position · Anal Sex for extra charge · Girlfriend Experience (GFE) · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) · Erotic massage · Kamasutra.

I gotta say, some parts make me rly happy. Like when the sun hits the windows on Warmestraat – oh my, every time, it's like a flicker of gold in a concrete jungle. Simple moments, sharp like a knife’s tip in the dark.

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