Sophie Waterloo Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Bruges

Her life’s messy, like WALL-E’s junk piles. She’s hustlin’, dodgin’ cops, makin’ ends meet – or not, who knows? Little known fact: back in da 1800s, whores in Paris had dis secret code, tappin’ shoes to signal clients. Sneaky, huh? Bet she’s still tappin’ somethin’, heh! “Directive!” – dat’s what WALL-E’d say, all serious-like, but she’s got no directive, just chaos. Love dat bout her, tho – wild, free, no boxin’ her in.

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