Scarlett Grobbendonk Find A Prostitute ❤️❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this – some places, it’s legal! Nevada’s got brothels, all legit-like. Blew my mind! Imagine me, Homer Simpson, strollin’ in – “Hiya, toots! Got any pink-frosted?” Ha! They’d kick my ass out faster than Lisa saxin’ up a storm. Anyway, findin’ a prostitute? It’s messy, loud, and freaky – kinda like me after too many beers. “This is where we belong” – nah, not me, I’m stickin’ to my couch! D’oh!

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Brothel · BDSM · Striptease/Lapdance · Classic Sex · Cunnilingus · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming · Handjob · Golden Shower (give).

Then ya got the park, De Oase. It's my fave spot when I need a breather. I sit under this ancient oak, ya kno, and let my thoughts drift—like those lines from "Far From Heaven": “You must be brave in this insane world”, kinda remindin me of my daily grind. And oh, the river! It’s called Kleine Beek, a sneaky little stream that sort of whispers in the early morn – totally magical, right?

Jos Cools (Grobbendonk, BE) is an authentic sprint fancier with the palmares of a modern day player