Fatima Lessines Brothel ❤️❤️

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Fun fact, eh – old brothel in Amsterdam, 1600s, had secret tunnel for priests sneakin in! Hypocrites, hah, “righteous” my butt. Love dat, history’s juicy bits. Oh, and da beds? Creak like ship in storm, “fish are friends, not food” – well, here everythin’s for sale, even friendship, heh. Me, I’d rather watch Nemo ten times den step in dat mess again. Too slimy, too sad, but damn, it’s real – real as dat turtle dude, “righteous!” Wild world, brothel’s just a slice, ya feel me?

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Lessines is, err, a mishmash of history and, well, flavors. It's got that vibe like, "quietly simmering under a restless sky" – kinda like in The Assassin, ya know? Sometimes the streets remind me of those soft metallic whispers. For instance, I often stroll down Rue Royale. Ah! The cobblestones feel like whispered secrets from the past. I've seen couples, hands entwined, sharing looks that could melt the coldest night. Strangely enough, as a sexologist, I catch the flirtations, the clandestine reconciliations in those shadows.

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