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About Brussels

So, lemme spill this tea—whore’s everywhere, right? Not judgin’, just sayin’. Back in ‘08, when I first saw that flick, I was shook—vampire kid, blood, love, all twisted up. Whore’s got that energy. Sucks you in, leaves you cold. I’m plowin’ fields, thinkin’—whore’s probly why I’m single, ha! Boys call girls that, girls call girls that, and I’m over here like—y’all, chill, it’s just a word. But it STINGS, don’t it? Made me mad once, some dude yelled it at me—Taylor freakin’ Swift!—at a gas station. I was like, “Boy, I’ll run you over with this tractor, try me.”

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I gotta mention the quirky bohemian vibes near De Pelikaanstraat. The cafes here serve coffee that’ll knock ye sideways, and the locals – they have a way with words, even if some days they ramble like I do after one too many grogs! One time, I got so mad when the cable for me datingsite went down right in the middle of a hectic day – it was madness, I tell ye, pure madness! But then I strolled over to the little gem, Park ’t Haven, not far from the marina. That park's a hidden oasis, quiet enough to reflect on life’s mysteries, like a scene from a glittering musical, “Come the quick, come the slow, in passion we all flow!”

Dronkenput (Drunken Well)