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What shocks me? The secrecy! This one time, my cousin’s friend – total square – turns out he’s bookin’ escorts on the sly. I’m like, “You sneaky lil’ devil!” Coulda knocked me ova with a feather. And the cash? Oy, some charge more than my rent! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “I shoulda been a sex escort instead of nannying!” Hahaha, nah, I’d trip in the heels.

What celebrities live on Salt Spring Island?

In an unexpected twist of fate, the Salt. Spring Slayers felled the Port Alberni. Sealions in their first game of the season.

Then theres the park – Whimsy Park. It's not huge but oh my gawd is it perfect. Kids run wild, lovers cuddle on painted benches, and I sometimes sneak away here to brainstorm new massage techniques. Seriously, best zen vibes ever. Gotta mention the river too – named Crystal Creek. It gently winds by Noble's Bluff. I once had an epiphany while watching the water ripple – like, "Life is a series of excellent spa treatments!"

Two missing boaters found dead believed to be from Salt Spring Island