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Gets me thinkin’ – could it fix me voice? All them screams, throat’s knackered. Whore’s like, “I’m here, Ozzy, chill!” – sarcastic little bugger in me head. Surprised me, tho – ain’t mainstream, barely a whisper online. Some nutter in a basement prob’ly brewin’ it now, dodgy as fuck. “David’s got his mum back!” – like in *A.I.*, whore’s givin’ life, but messy, chaotic life.

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Natural wood rustic chunky keyring, each hand made by us so each one is completely unique. The artwork is drawn using our unique quirky hand drawn fonts. Water.

Ah, Clarice… Rustic (ca) is like a beast with a tender heart, y’know? You stroll down Mapleton Ave – that's where my humble massage den sits next to the flickering neon of The Gutter Bar. I’ve been here a while, and lemme tell ya, this city’s a wild mix – kinda rough around the edges, but oh so seductive.

I Dos and I Don’ts: Letting Go of the Rustic Daydream