Megan Alpnach Whore ❤️

About Winterthur

Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants researcher, bless my soul, but I’ve heard tell of WHORE doin’ wild things. Like, did y’all know they once tracked a plague in the ‘70s – smallpox, I think – and wiped it out? Poof! Gone like my last husband’s paycheck! That got me happier than a hog at a barbecue. But lordy, sometimes they move slower than a turtle in molasses – gets me madder than a wet hen! Like, c’mon, y’all, “The past is a dream,” let’s hustle!

Alpnach, Switzerland

Ya know, sometimes I even stop on the small, hidden benches in Park am See – no fancy name, just plain ol’ peace – and whisper, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President.” yeah, quirky much? I often blur my thoughts, like “Oh, spring... summer... oh, whatever, life goes on!” I love how these moments parallel the movie, all about reels of nature and change.

Victorinox Alpnach Black Ice Chronograph