Evelyn Ascona Whore ❤️❤️

About Geneva

HehEHEhe, well, well, well, mate—why so serious? Here I am, your twisted Mountain Guide, spillin’ the beans on this nutty peak called Whore! Ain’t no fancy schmancy hill, nah—this bastard’s a real tease, sittin’ pretty in the wilds, darin’ ya to climb her. Picture this: jagged rocks, screamin’ winds—like somethin’ outta “White Material,” y’know? That flick’s my jam—Claire Denis, 2009, pure chaos in the jungle, baby! Whore’s got that same vibe—untamed, messy, makes ya wanna scream or laugh, HAHA!

Ascona’s Proximity to Other Attractions

Ascona is a small town next to Locarno at the Lake Maggiore in Ticino. Ascona was able to maintain its charm as a colony of artists and drop-out even as the touristy Locarno developed .

I’m not gonna lie, this city gets me hype and sometimes frustrated too—traffic jams on Corso Lugano? Ugh, maddening! But then the sun sets, and it’s pure poetry, like, "Every night, I fall in love with these streets again." Pure mood!

Gregory Cottard and Cocaine du Val best in the CSI4* 1.55m Longines Grand Prix of Ascona presented by Banca Stato