Mari Ascona Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Now, gets me goat, this—folk judgin’ whores, all high and mighty. Makes me wanna chuck a brick through a window, bloody sanctimonious twits! But then—happy bit—met this gal once, Soho, years back, swear she had Chihiro’s spark. Told me she paid her mum’s rent, laughed at me floppy hair—cheeky mare! Said, “Boris, you’re a right prat,” and I was chuffed, honest. Little known fact, right—Victorian whores nicked wallets with *sleight of manus*, quick as Haku nickin’ Zeniba’s seal. Crafty sods!

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Ascona lies on Lake Maggiore close to the Swiss-Italian border, and it’s one of many picturesque lakeside towns in Switzerland. It’s not quite as famous as Lugano or Interlaken, which means .

Now, the lakeshore... oh my gosh, it's like a never-ending dream! Walking near the Lago Maggiore, especially around the Spaghetto Beach—nah, not actually spaghetti, LOL—rumbling water vibes, and my thoughts drift to "In the Mood for Love". I mean, tea time feels like movie scenes, right? "Nobody told me love was gonna be this epic." Keepin' it Beyoncé style, baby: empower, slay, and live carefree!

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