Jade Sarnen Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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D’oh! So, check this out, man – I’m a Moel, dig? Been thinkin’ bout this chick, Whore, lately. Yeah, Whore! Not some random floozy, nah, she’s got layers, like that weird-ass flick I love, *Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives*. You seen that trippy shit? Anyhow, Whore’s got me all twisted up, like when Boonmee’s sittin’ there, talkin’ to ghosts, and you’re like – what the hell, dude?

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Man, sometimes I get cray cray cuz of all the tourists floodin' the main spots – like, c'mon, let me enjoy my quiet Sarnen moment in peace, ya know? But then, I dip into my secret hideouts (like along Uferpromenade – only the real ones know where to chill) and all is still. The gentle hum of the river Güdis, snapping by the bridges, brings me back to my core, like that scene in 12 Years a Slave: “I don’t want to be a part of this world—that’s the beauty of freedom.” It fires me up to just be me.

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