Sadie Alpnach Whore ❤️

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Whores, dey got dis hustle, right? Risky biz, no safety net. One time, I’m pitchin’ life insurance to dis shady guy, he’s all, “Gru, I got girls workin’ for me,” and I’m like, “Ya, and dey all gonna die someday, sign here!” He got mad, threw a shoe, missed me by a hair! I’m yellin’, “Ya can’t dodge death, ya cheapskate!” Dat’s when I saw it – whores need coverage, man, dey out dere dodgin’ cops, creeps, all dat jazz.

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Alpnach is a charming village located in the canton of Obwalden, Switzerland. Situated at the foot of Mount Pilatus and on the shores of Lake Alpnach, the village offers stunning views of the Missing: whore.

Now, not to get too mushy, but I've seen some real moments of courage right on those streets – women laughing, crying, embracing life, even when it felt chaotic like, honestly, so damn chaotic sometimes! I'd say, “Oh my gosh, that's life, babe!” I know, I sound kinda extra, but hey, that's the charm of Alpnach!

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