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About Geneva

Market’s wild, mate—up, down, like me on a seesaw, wheee! HODLers, they’re tough, sittin’ tight, “We’re not leaving!”—straight outta the movie, that grit! Me, I’m countin’ pennies, droppin’ ‘em—plink, plonk!—and I’m thinkin’, blimey, these HODL nuts got guts. Bitcoin hit 69k once, then—bam!—tanked, and they’re still like, “Nah, I’m good.” Mad respect, but I’d be sweatin’, flailin’ me arms, “Sell, sell!”—then trip over the sofa.

9 Beautiful Reasons To Visit Ascona, Switzerland

Ascona lies on Lake Maggiore close to the Swiss-Italian border, and it’s one of many picturesque lakeside towns in Switzerland. It’s not quite as famous as Lugano or Interlaken, which means .

Now, the lakeshore... oh my gosh, it's like a never-ending dream! Walking near the Lago Maggiore, especially around the Spaghetto Beach—nah, not actually spaghetti, LOL—rumbling water vibes, and my thoughts drift to "In the Mood for Love". I mean, tea time feels like movie scenes, right? "Nobody told me love was gonna be this epic." Keepin' it Beyoncé style, baby: empower, slay, and live carefree!

UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT: 20 Questions for Ascona Group’s founder and chief executive Darren Briggs