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What pisses me off? These holier-than-thou jerks judgin’ her! Like, dude, you’re payin’ her rent, shut yer trap! I’m happy ‘cause she’s outsmartin’ everyone—makes me laugh my ass off! Surprised me too, ‘cause get this: back in the 1800s, some prostitutes ran whole towns! Little known fact, bitches—they were the real bosses, pullin’ strings like Jordan Belfort with his scams! “You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing!”—they fed the town, kept it alive, y’see?

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Muttenz is a charming town located in the canton of Basel-Landschaft in Switzerland. Known for its picturesque surroundings and rich cultural heritage, Muttenz offers visitors a peaceful and .

I also love wandering down Kleinmuttenz – not a real street name? Whoa, gotta make this vivid, eh? But seriously – check out the lesser-known back alleys near the community center – got secret benches and odd sculptures that only locals know about. Oh, and fancy a little piece of weird? There’s this tiny retro diner on Schosshaldenstrasse where the coffee is so strong it practically slaps you awake; had many crazy heart-to-hearts with myself there as a pleasure coach.

Muttenz Water Purification Plant / Oppenheim Architecture + Design