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Now, here’s a tidbit ya don’t hear often—back in the 1800s, whores in London had this trick. They’d hide razor blades in their garters, right? If a punter got rough, slash—straight to the bollocks! True story, mate, found it in some dusty book. Makes ya think—whore ain’t just a job, it’s survival, pure and simple. Gets me blood boilin’ when I see blokes actin’ all high and mighty, judgin’ her. Makes me wanna smash a chair I just built, ya know?

WHORE Throw Blanket

Order this Rude Birthday Card Effing Old Whore By Modern Toss with same day dispatch and next day delivery options when you order by pm (Mon-Fri).

Man, Toss is like, super unexpected. It’s loud, it’s soft, it’s magic, and yes, it can get maddeningly busy at times—especially near the Big Bazaar on Riot St. The hustle? Stupid, fat hobbit, it's a riot! But it’s our riot, and it's brilliantly imperfect.

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