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So, I’m stumblin’, half-drunk, half-genius—prolly both—down some sketch alley. Neon lights flicker, like, *we have to go deeper*, and I’m laughin’—why? ‘Cause this dude, right, this crusty-ass pimp, rolls up, gold tooth flashin’, tryna sell me his “top girl.” Bro, she looked like she been workin’ since the 1800s—fact! Did ya know prostitutes in old London used to carry lemons? Scurvy protection, bruh—wild! Anyway, I’m like, “Nah, fam, I ain’t payin’ for no fossilized cooze!” He got mad—fuck him, I’m Eric Andre, I don’t bow!

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Excuse me for interrupting, I'm Alice. I'm savoring every moment in Magba and find-a-prostitute is out of this world! You make me forget myself in the best way.

I run my massage biz near the old clock tower on Grimy Road. Always tick tockin’ and messin’ with my head. I remember one night (oh, what a night!) when a client said, "It’s like The Lives of Others, you know?!," and I was like, "Errr... yeah, right?" Hard to believe, eh?

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