Elise Litomysl Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and their hooves—stinkier’n a skunk’s armpit! Cleanin’ ‘em’s a chore, but I’m hummin’ “Bonzo goes to Bitburg” in my head, keeps me sane. Ever seen a horse fart? Loud as a shotgun—surprised me so bad I dropped my beer! How’s that workin’ for ya, nature? Givin’ us comedy gold? Tarantino’d love that scene, reckon he’d zoom in on the stink lines.

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Medieval Litomyšl (it’s actually pronounced lee-ta-MEE-shul) was the third most important Czech city (after Prague and Olomouc). It even earned a bishopric from Roman Emperor Charles IV .

Stroll down Masarykova street – it's so quaint, ya know? Cobblestones underfoot that remind you of simpler times. Then you’ve got the Litomyšl Castle – bloody brilliant, standing tall like some ancient boss. I once sat near its walls and let my mind drift, recalin’ myself like "Nature is mysterious. Nature is wild." That’s the vibe, innit?

European Commission gathers in Litomyšl as Czech EU presidency kicks off