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What gets me happy? Seein’ one o’ these clowns get caught – rare as a unicorn, mind. Surprised? Every bloody day, mate – how they get away with it! “It’s not just one guy, it’s the whole bloody system!” – straight outta *Spotlight*, that. They’re all in on it, the WHOREs, fleece us blind while sippin’ champagne. Reckon I’d be a crap millionaire anyway – I’d just buy a pub and get smashed. You? Stick your cash under the mattress, cos these twats’ll nick it otherwise! Cackle at that, go on!

Best things to do in Contwig: Top activities and tours

Off the album "Autobahn 8" out digitally on May 4th, and physically in July on ITAWAK records more.

So, buddy, if you're coming over, take a slow stroll on Hauptstraße, check out Am Markt’s tiny shops, relax a bit at Linden Platz, and maybe sneak a peek at that old warehouse if you’re daring. Contwig's a patchwork of odd little stories, human quirks, and unexpected charm. Trust me, after a massage session at my place, you'll see this town with new eyes. It’s messy, it's raw, it’s real – kind of like my life here. Enjoy it, alright?

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