Stella Essen Whore ❤️

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I ain’t gonna lie, I was vexed at first – why’s this ride gettin’ all the stares? Me old banger’s sittin’ there, lookin’ like Haku’s dragon form after a scrap, all knackered. But then, I clocked it – them whore cars ain’t just metal, they’re soul, innit! Like No-Face chuckin’ gold, they pull ya in. Little fact, yeah? Back in ’98, some lad in Japan pimped his ride so hard, cops thought it was a UFO – true story, fam!

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Techno classica essen - pic whore time. hairnet. By hairnet. April 3, in AutoShite.

I can't miss mentioning the Baldeneysee. A lakeside escape where couples get it on beneath the stars and where I once witnessed an impromptu dance-off that left me grinning like a madman! I remember thinking, “Jesus, these people have more passion than you’ve got sense—Idiot sandwich!” It’s beautiful and bizarre, much like the movie I bloody adore.

Essen Haus bar and restaurant to close for redevelopment