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So, I’m thinkin’, erotic-massage – it’s like fixin’ teeth but sexier, capisce? You’re kneadin’ gums, but it’s the whole damn body! Little known fact – them ancient Greeks, they was rubbin’ each other down with olive oil, callin’ it therapy. Therapy my ass, they was horny! Makes me laugh, fuckin’ geniuses, right? Still, gets me pissed – these fancy spas chargin’ $200 for a “sensual rub,” and I’m over here grindin’ molars for peanuts!

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