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About Cologne

So, I’m struttin’, collar popped, mojo risin’, thinkin’—where’s the action, daddy-o? Back in the ‘60s, Soho was the spot—birds in miniskirts, winkin’ at ya, “Fancy a shag, luv?” Little known fact, dig it: prostitutes used to advertise with postcards in phone booths—cheeky, right? None of that Tinder rubbish, just pure, old-school hustle. Made me happy as a clam, seein’ that retro charm, but bloody hell, today it’s all sneaky—like findin’ a mole in the CIA, “The intel’s spotty, damn it!”

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Prostitution in Germany is legal, as are other aspects of the sex industry, including brothels, advertisement, and job offers through HR companies. Full-service sex work is widespread and Missing: Humboldtkolonie.

The city’s layout gets mad geometric; all these tiny alleys lead to big surprises. I remember one time, sprinting past Friedrich-Dietze Platz 'cause I was late for a client call – talk about a scene right outta that "A Serious Man" vibe, man – like "it’s just a big, cosmic joke" kind of moment! Seriously, I was like, “What the hell, universe?!” but I kept on.