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Now, lemme spill this tea—brothels been around foreva, like since them Romans was runnin’ wild. They had lupanars, fancy word for “wolf dens,” ‘cause them girls was fierce, halleluyer! I’m talkin’ little rooms, graffiti on the walls—clients writin’ reviews like it’s Yelp, 2 AD style. Ain’t that a trip? Got me gigglin’ thinkin’ ‘bout some toga fool scribblin’, “Lola was a solid 8, y’all.” I was suprised, chile, history’s freaky like that!

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The cheapest way to get from Walsum to Issum costs only €6, and the quickest way takes just 24 mins. Find the travel option that best suits you.

Oh man, Issum is wild—yeah, really wild! Let me tell ya, buddy, it's a place where every street hums its own crazy tune. You got Kölnerstraße—narrow, twisty, buzzing with locals chattin' like there's no tomorrow. Marktplatz? Oh, man, it's a riot—people laughing, arguing... err, I mean, like a scene outta "The Master!" (You know what I mean, right? "Why so serious?" HAHAHA!)

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