Grace Mainhardt Whore ❤️

About Cologne

Oi, and don’t get me started on the pimps — slimy wankers, worse than burnt risotto! Whores deserve better than that shite. “This place is a tomb!” — damn right, Royal, livin’ that life’s a fuckin’ grave! Tell ya what, if I ran a brothel, it’d be Michelin-star — clean sheets, top-notch grub! None of this “two quid for a gobble” bollocks! You laughin’? Good, cos it’s a bloody circus out there! Whore’s life ain’t all glitter — it’s raw, messy, and fuckin’ real! Now sod off, I’m done!

Top Ten Tracks

Prostitute, Role Play and Fantasy, Prostate Massage, Striptease/Lapdance, Prostate Massage.

Man, the streets twist like a crazy maze. Take Lindenstraße—narrow, mysterious, with these old-town vibes that turn heads like, “Whoa, check that out!” Over at Marktplatz, every market day becomes a carnival, smells, hustle, and spicy local brews. And oh, the river Wipp flows by past the old mill; I swear its murmurin’ sounds like one of those wise jokes from Nemo: “I shall call him Squishy,” haha, silly but real.

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