Brianna Neustadt (hessen) Prostitute ❤️

About Dortmund

Oi, mate, so – prostitutes, yeah? *trips over imaginary chair* Oof, blimey! Been thinkin’ bout this one, right? Watched *Melancholia* again last night – bloody depressin’, innit? “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all gloomy-like. Makes ya wonder bout prostitutes, don’t it? Them girls out there, sellin’ their bits, dodgin’ coppers – tough gig! *mimes juggling, drops everything* Whoops!

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!