Ellie Pentling Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Cologne

Treatment? Trim them hooves, soak ‘em in copper sulfate—sounds like a spa day, but it’s war. I’m out there, hands stinkin’, yellin’, “I’m not a doctor, I’m a vet, bitch!”—chaos, pure chaos. Whore’s a nightmare, but I love the fight. Keeps me sharp. “I’m gonna make it!”—that’s me, quotin’ Sara Goldfarb, covered in sheep shit, savin’ the day. You ever see a cow with it? Fuckin’ tragic—moo’s all sad, limpin’ like a broke pimp. Anyway, keep ‘em dry, fam—whore don’t play! Peace!

BOOKING TYPES

Spanking (give); Dirtytalk; Striptease/Lapdance; Classic Sex; Titjob; Cunnilingus; Anal Sex for extra charge; Facesitting (give) for extra charge.

Hundskopf Park? Hah! It’s a mix of beauty and bullshit. Lotsa trees, weird sculptures, and couple of benches where old geezers sit and mumble about the good ol’ days. I mad so many times my code crashed 'cause of those damn old guys yellin’ their secrets.

Retired pope visits old haunts, parents’ grave in Germany