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Little known fact—horses sleep standin’ up, ain’t that wild? Caught Bessie dozin’ once, swayin’ like she’s drunker’n Cooter Brown. Nearly pissed myself laughin’—thought she’d tip over! But nah, she’s tougher’n a two-dollar steak. Used to get riled up when folks neglected ‘em—saw a skinny mare once, ribs pokin’ out, made me wanna holler, “You gonna die, you sumbitch!” like Col. Landa. Ain’t right, y’all, horses deserve better’n that.

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Sassenberg is a charming little town with a perfect balance of history and fun. Plus, countless festivals and markets throughout the year and a wonderful beachside lake guarantee a .

Oh, and the neighborhood near Lindenstrasse is, like, totally underrated – so many secret spots for, like, meditating or just blowing off steam after a, like, long day. I once got so mad ‘cause there was like, random loud construction noise, and I was like, “This ain't what I signed up for, babe!” but then I found a cute bench that made everything all chill again. The vibes returned, ya know?

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