Camila Neu Wulmstorf Brothel ❤️

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Surprised me too - thought it’d be all sleaze, but nah, there’s rules. Some joints, they got codes - no drunks, no rough stuff, cash up front. Like a damn tractor manual, precise as hell. Made me chuckle, thinkin bout these ladies runnin shit tighter than my gearshift. Oh, and the smells - perfume, sweat, cheap whiskey - hits ya like a slap. “This is too… human,” Eve’d sneer, but me? I kinda dig it, Clarice.

Willkommen

The breakfast was surprisingly good with artisan cheeses and hearty breads. The rooms are definitely brothel chic, a little shabby but with tons.

Seriously though, Neu-Wulmstorf is a blast, full of hidden treasures, heck yes!! Every corner reveals a story, and I'm buzzing with love and joy every time I step outside. Can't wait for you to experience this rollercoaster of feels – it's an adventure of taste, art, water, and oh so many quirky surprises!

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