Natalie Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Sooo, brothels – they’re old as dirt, ya know? Been around since forever, like ancient Rome had ‘em legal, taxed ‘em too – can ya believe that? IRS of togas, ha! I read this nutso story once, this brothel in Nevada – legal, obvi – had a fire escape plan that was just “jump out the window, doll!” Made me so mad, like, where’s the safety, huh? I’d be screamin’, “You gotta protect the girls, ya schmucks!” But then, I’m happy too, ‘cause some of ‘em got guts, runnin’ their own show, makin’ bank – good for them, I say!

So, my friend, if you ever visit, get your boots on Hauptstraße, wander by Schwanensee Park, lose yourself trough the alleys of Ehrenberg, and feel the energy of the Lahn. P.S. be ready for surprises – sometimes cool, sometimes maddeningly unexpected, but always alive. "Why so serious?" Never, 'cause we got power, we got will, and oh boy, we got heart!