Zoe Neustadt (hessen) Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About Dortmund

Oi, mate, brothel, yeah? What a bloody riot! Picture this – dodgy blokes, stinking of desperation, piling into some grimy joint. I’m cackling already, you muppet! Me, a Personal Shopping Assistant? I’d rather shop for sanity than this filth. Saw this brothel once, right, tucked behind a chippy – classy, innit? Smelled like stale fags and regret. Reminds me of “The Master” – that flick I bloody love. “Man is not an animal!” – bollocks, mate, these punters are pigs!

Man, often I stroll near the river Lahn. It’s awe-inspiring – the water flowin’ calm, like, "You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain!" So many secrets lurk there, like hidden graffiti and odd corners nobody cares to check out. I once caught a sunset there that made my brain go “Boom!” – pure magic, I’m telling ya.