Jade Neustadt (hessen) Whore ❤️

About Dusseldorf

Oi mate, so ‘ere’s me, Ricky bloody Gervais, cacklin’ like a twat about this word—“whore”! Right, it’s a filthy little gem, innit? Been around forever, like some clapped-out folk singer from Inside Llewyn Davis, just strummin’ its way through history. I’m picturin’ it now, this word’s like Oscar Isaac’s character, Llewyn—bit of a loser, bit of a charmer, always turnin’ up where ya don’t want it. “There’s no success like failure,” the movie says, and ain’t that “whore” in a nutshell? Keeps failin’ upwards, doesn’t it?

And you know what? Sometimes during a massage, clients nod like they understand the soul of this city. I’m there smack in the middle of the hustle, feelin’ each vibration – it's like my hands are tellin’ stories, small yarns of chaos and calm. I love it, makes me feel like Batman but without the cape and the batmobile, haha!