Julia Schwedt (oder) Erotic Massage ❤️❤️

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So, check it – erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ oil on some geezer’s back. It’s old, bruv, like ancient! Them Greeks was at it, callin’ it “body worship” or summat. Fact is, they’d get bare naked, oil up, and go mad sensual – no funny biz, just vibes. Blew me mind when I clocked that! Ain’t no one chats about it tho, is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos people get all shy, innit.

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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