Bella Schwedt (oder) Prostitute ❤️

About Dusseldorf

So, check it—this one time, heard bout this prossie, legit worked the docks back in ‘09, same year as *A Prophet* dropped. She’d charm sailors with this cracked-tooth grin, an get this—kept a pet rat in her bag! Called it “Malik,” after the film’s guy—how’s that for a laugh? Little known fact: some prostitutes in old France used rats to scare off grabby punters—crafty, eh? Made me happy, hearin how she flipped the script.

There ya go, mate – a mad, rambling, heartfelt glimpse of a city that’s as unpredictable as my love for erratic typos (sorry, my brain juices run like mad – typos: wrogn, happny, and so, awesome, cool, rad, buzzig, awesum, rocked, twsted, lve, mxd, real, thet, buzz, crzy, off, and mate!). Now, off with ye – explore, embrace, and let Schwedt show ya its magic!

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