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But ugh, what ticks me off? Creeps who think it’s a free pass to get nasty. Ruins the vibe, man! It’s s’posed to be chill, sensual, not some sleazy porno set. Surprised me first time I learned it’s legit therapy in some spots – like, docs prescribe it! Who knew? I’d exaggerate and say it’s magic, but nah, it’s just damn good hands. Thoughts in my head? “Don’t summon me for THIS gig!” – too late, I’m here, spillin’ it.

Man, I'm ranting, haha! But the truth is, every dingy alley and lopsided building in Schwedt holds a story. You stroll down “Rheinstraße”, and it's like each cobblestone is imbued with legends. The locals, with all their quirks and grins, remind me of a raucous fellowship – no matter how dire or sweaty things get.

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