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Pisses me off, though – folks overlook her. “Oh, just another axe,” they say. Idiots! She’s got quirks – frets buzz if you’re sloppy, like she’s judging you. Surprised me first time, nearly chucked her out the window. But then, happy as a pig in shit – she’s alive, got character! “I’m becoming more than they programmed,” like that line from *Her*. She’s no mass-produced junk, she’s a lover, a tease, a bloody handful.

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The river Rask flows calmly past old brick houses. I sometimes sit on its banks, lost in thought (you know, those moments you can almost hear EVE’s soft hum). The park nearby, Tivolhaven, is my secret escape. Kids laugh, old couples chat—life here is pure love, joy, and sometimes messy deads of fury when the rain rains and you’d rather stay dry. LOL, life’s absurd sometimes.

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