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Now, *The Return* vibes – “Where’ve you been?” That line hits hard. Whores prolly hear that from every damn body. Where you at? Why you doin’ this? Pisses me off – let ‘em live! Ain’t nobody’s business. Mr. T’s thinkin’, man, they’re survivors, like them boys in the movie, rowin’ through that stormy lake. Life’s a mess, and they’re paddlin’ anyway. Fun fact: in old Russia, whores got taxed – called “yellow tickets.” Government’s like, “Pay up, babe!” Greedy bastards.

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Man, I've been here for years. I run my massage parlor on Skibhusvej, an odd mix of modern hustle and old charm. I got my quirks and all, like chatting with clients about life and sometimes whispering "I’m not a cowboy, I’m just a fella who massages your muscles!" Totally David Brent style, innit? LOL!

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