Elise Jyllinge Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Copenhagen

Oh, and get this – in medieval times, whores wore yellow sashes, markin em out. Kinda chic, no? Like a twisted fashion statement. Surprised me, tbh, thought they’d just get shunned, but nah, they rocked it. Probs smelled like sweat and regret, tho – ew. Still, respect! Reminds me of *Inception*’s dream layers – whore’s the totem spinnin, never know if it’s real or fake, ya feel?

Lokale nyheder

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Alright, my dear, listen up, ya stupid, fat hobbit! So, lemme tell ya about PJyllinge (dk) – my home, my playground, where I’ve done loads of sexology explorin’… and oh, the juiciness of it all! Jeez, I sound like I'm in one of them "Zero Dark Thirty" scenes – "We got a job to do!" But listen, this ain’t a secret mission, it's my life here.

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