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Here’s a fun lil’ fact—didja know back in the 1800s, some prostitutes in Paris would flash coded signals with mirrors to dodge the cops? Sneaky, right? Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ of Candy outsmartin’ the world with a wink and a hustle. I’m all happy vibes, like “ooh, look at that clever gal,” but then—bam—some dude in a beat-up Chevy hollers at her, all rude and loud. Pisses me off! I’m over here whisperin’ to myself, “C’mon, man, let’s keep this gentle, like a soft brushstroke.” But nah, he’s a jerk, and she just shrugs it off—tough as nails.

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And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

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