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So, a whore, right? She’s this chick who’s all about the hustle. Sells her time, her vibes, her *body* – and man, she don’t care what ya think! I saw this one story bout a real-life whore back in the 1800s, some gal named Lulu White. Ran a brothel in New Orleans, had diamonds all over her fingers, even her damn teeth sparkled! Made me laugh – who puts gems in their mouth? Is mayonnaise an instrument? No, but diamonds in teeth might be!

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And get this, my fave spot is literally near Klostergade. I love sitting near that old church, meditating on life while, like, massaging my tired muscles and gazing at the ancient architecture. Sometimes, I'd be like, “OMG, this is life,” and then I’d just laugh my head off because it’s so unexpectedly chill. I once had a session where my client told me, “In the rhythm of this city, we are all just small moments,” which struck me super hard—so poetic and real.

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