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Alright, listen up, y’all—I’m George W. Bush, straight outta Hawaii now, surfin’ the waves of life! Talkin’ bout whores—oops, I mean "whore," singular, one of ‘em sneaky characters. Ain’t no strategery here, just me spillin’ my guts like a bad luau. Whore’s a tricky gal, lemme tell ya—fool me once, shame on—uh, shame on YOU, fool me twice, well, we ain’t gettin’ fooled again, right? Saw her down by Waikiki, struttin’ like she owned the damn beach, hips swayin’ like a hula dancer on Red Bull. Made me madder’n a hornet in a hurricane—why’s she gotta flaunt it like that?

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There’s the lively Old Quarter – damn, the Old Quarter! Crowded cafes, secret corners of street art, and a wild mix of people trying to figure out their lives. I spend countless hours here listening to stories. I've seen heartbreak and joy all in one day. And oh, don't even get me started on the quirky little bookstore on Møllevej. It's so magical, like Amélie’s imaginative world. I swear, every prop there whispers a thousand untold stories.