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So, prostitutes—man, they’re a trip. Been around forever, right? Oldest job in the book, no kiddin. Back in Rome, they had these brothels, called lupanars—fancy word, huh?—an the girls painted their lips red to show they’re “open for biz.” Little fact for ya, Clarice, betcha didn’t know that! Makes me chuckle, thinkin bout how they’d strut, all bold an brassy, like groupies waitin backstage in *Almost Famous*. “You’re too sweet for rock n roll,” someone’d say, but these gals? Too tough for sweet!

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The Haderslev Escorts, irrespective of ethnicity or background, display a mix of charm and class that bodes well with clients.

Man, I've been here for years. I run my massage parlor on Skibhusvej, an odd mix of modern hustle and old charm. I got my quirks and all, like chatting with clients about life and sometimes whispering "I’m not a cowboy, I’m just a fella who massages your muscles!" Totally David Brent style, innit? LOL!

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