Natalie Alfafar Whore ❤️

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Whores, right, they’ve been around forever—fun fact, yeah? Oldest job in the book, innit? Back in Victorian times, they’d shag for a shillin’ and a gin—cheap date, eh? Makes me proper angry, though—blokes actin’ like they’re heroes for payin’ a fiver for a gobble. Get over yerself, Gary, you’re not savin’ the world, you’re just sad! “We don’t deserve anything,” that’s from *Melancholia* again—fits perfect, cos whores don’t deserve the hype, and punters don’t deserve dignity.

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Alfafar, mate, is a real oddity, ya know? I’ve been livin’ here for ages. Walkin’ along Carrer de la Pau, the air feels like calm, but the heart? Dark, ancient. I run my spa right near that street – an oasis in this noisy pit. I choose violence, understood? Lost in Translation had that vibe, that twisted calm... “Is this the real world? Or just another lie?” Yeah, somethin’ like that.

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