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But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Actin’ all high n’ mighty, like she owns the damn woods. I’m the Master here, lady! Seen her once chargin’ a dude double ‘cause he was drunk – crafty, sure, but shady as hell. Still, gotta admit, she’s got guts. Surprised me when she shared a smoke with me one night, talkin’ ‘bout how she dreams of somethin’ bigger – “what’s the most resilient parasite?” she asked, quotin’ Inception like she’s deep. I’m thinkin’, “D’oh! You’re messin’ with my head now!”

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Cazorla — coming to life like a mutant John Lee Hooker combo. The Dirty Dozen might see something of themselves in such goosing of.

Lol, check: some streets are so narrow, ya can barely turn! Kinda like my thoughts sometimes... err, whatevs, right? I've had mad sessions where a client spilled tea on me, and I blurted, "White Material, on spilled dreams!" – sounds poetic, right? I got my quirks, man.

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