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Oi mate, me, a parachutist firefighter, yeah? Droppin’ from the sky, whoosh, savin’ forests, all that jazz. But lemme tell ya bout somethin’ wild—findin’ a prostitute, right? Stumbled on this dodgy site once, “find a prossie,” it said, proper sketchy vibes. Me, Mr. Bean, all clumsy-like, clickin’ links, oops, nearly fell off me chair! *mimes wobblin’, arms flailin’* Thought, “Blimey, this ain’t like Carol, is it?” That film, oh, gets me all mushy—Cate Blanchett whisperin’, “I don’t know what I want,” all posh and sad. Meanwhile, I’m here, scrollin’, thinkin’, “What *do* I want, eh?”

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Now, speaking of hidden treasures, you gotta check out the scenic overlook at Mirador de Sa Mar. It’s definetly one of my top spots. I remember a wild evening argument between two families – oh, the passion! I was mad, laughing, and honestly a bit shity (sorry, shity!) about the absurdity of it all. It's raw, genuine, and makes you think, "Life’s a ride, man." This unpredictable vibe reminds me, “Stay hungry, stay foolish” – yeah, totally.

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