Mila Turku Whore ❤️

About Tampere

So, picture this: I’m haulin’ cargo cross-country, right? Got deadlines tighter than a nun’s—well, ya know. Then some slick-talkin’ wholesaler—total whore—tries to overcharge me for pallets. Says, “Supply chain’s a mess, pal.” Bullshit! I’m like, “Don’t gimme that noise—I disarm bombs for a livin’!” Okay, not bombs, but paperwork that’d blow yer mind. Made me so mad I nearly flipped my desk—woulda been epic, Beetlejuice-style chaos!

Whore : Unfinished Business

This is a picture from a play showing a man who visits a sauna/whore/bath house before wandering off to war.

Neighborhoods? Check out Pihlajakaari if you are feeling chill. Creative vibe, artsy, kinda unpredictable. Then there's Ruissalo, my green getaway island. Hiking in Ruissalo Forest Park, I let my head wander – sometimes too fast, kinda like my code at midnight. Nature's own debug mode, nothing better, except when I accidentally ruin my code? Ugh!

Visit Turku archipelago receives the Sustainable Travel Finland label