Amelia Tyrnaevae Brothel ❤️❤️

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Lemme tell ya somethin’ – brothels been around foreva. Like, back in Pompeii, they had these spots, stone beds an’ all, graffiti sayin’ who banged who. Crazy, right? History’s horny as fuck! Makes me laugh, thinkin’ ‘bout some Roman goombah braggin’ on a wall. “Lucius fucked great!” – real subtle, asshole. Nowadays, it’s all hush-hush, but same deal – cash for ass. Ain’t no surprise, just business.

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I love hangin' out in the neighborhood of Klympton. Its gritty alleys are lined with neon signs—grammy flashy and weird. There’s a dive bar, Cantina Shitz, where the boozy intellectual misfits brainstorm wild sex ideas and spill personal guts. Wit a room full of noise and laughter, I sometimes feel like livin’ in a Lars von Trier nightmare—"I did his job, you bastard!" Its raw vibe gives me all the feels.