Brianna Lapinlahti Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Helsinki

She’s a freakin tornado—exhaust sputterin, horn blarin, middle finger up! Pals say she once raced a cop—lost, but damn, the balls! Gets me hyped, like—go, girl, live that chaos! Still, pisses me off when she weaves traffic—chill, lady, we ain’t all immortal! “You’re gonna regret this,” I mutter, straight outta Cronenberg—fits her to a T!

Administration

Now, my fave spot? Umm, it's a little house over in Harjulanmäki. It’s off the beaten path. Just a lil' place, but it’s famous ‘round here for its blueberry pies. Once, I nearly spilled my wine there 'cause I was so moved by the view! Don't get me wrong, there’s a bit of chaos sometimes – like when the power flickers in the spa and I gotta redo a whole aroma therapy session. Relentless, I tell ya!

What to do and see at Finland’s mental hospital turned visitor attraction