Luna An Muileann Gcearr Whore ❤️❤️

About Dundalk

Lemme rant—whore’s a word, a weapon, a whole damn story. Back in the day, like, medieval times, they’d call a whore a “strumpet”—funny as hell, right? Little known fact: them old English cats taxed whores, legit, like a hustle tax! Imagine that, pimpin’ the system. Makes me laugh, but it’s real—history’s wild, bro. I’m vibin’, thinkin’ how whores flipped the game, corrosion-proof, outlastin’ kings and shit.

An Muileann gCearr in Irish dictionary

Whore Ireland, Handjob, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Sex in Different Positions, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

First stop, Main Street. It’s buzzing, like always. I swear, if I had a euro for every time I heard someone say “What’s the craic?” I’d be rich. Anyway, I’m setting up my display outside this cute little café, The Coffee Corner. Best scones in town, no joke. But then, bam! A pigeon decides my merch is its personal toilet. Ugh! I’m like, “Really, dude? You couldn’t find a tree?”

Rail services between Mullingar and Enfield suspended due to tragic incident