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So, erotic-massage—little known fact—it’s ancient, like Egypt-old. Pharaohs got it, usin’ oils smellin’ like lotus and lust—crazy, huh? Makes me happy thinkin’ folks back then knew how to chill. But here’s what pisses me off: today, it’s all bougie spas chargin’ $300 a pop! For what? A 20-minute tease? Gimme a break! The 1% turned somethin’ pure into a cash cow—typical! I say, bring it back to the people—affordable, gritty, real-deal rubs. None of this sanitized crap.

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But then, the mood shifts. Man Utd equalizes, and the whole place goes silent. I’m just sittin’ there, thinkin’, “This is why I don’t bet on footie.” But then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s a notification from my betting app. “Lucky Leprechaun wins!” I’m like, “What the actual…?” Turns out, the horse I thought was a total flop pulled off a miracle in the last stretch. I’m jumpin’ up and down, and everyone’s lookin’ at me like I’m mad.

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